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Lightbulb Hitchiking and the elderly...
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following
conversation ensues:

Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years,
many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday,
I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel,
where I had sex with each of them three times."

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

Man: "What sins?"

Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

Man: "I'm Jewish."

Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"

Man: "I'm telling everybody."
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Old 10-11-2003, 04:00 PM
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Sorry, I didn't find that very funny.
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I liked that one Tony!!! That was hella funny!!!
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nice i hope to be him in 70ish years
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At 92 years old i dont blame him for telling everybody...i would too !!
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I hope i can get it up when im 92.
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Re: Hitchiking and the elderly...
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Sorry, I didn't find that very funny.
No problem, thanks for saying it respecrfully
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That was pretty good in a dasterdly kind of way













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