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Old 10-02-2003, 10:34 AM
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Lightbulb Never Argue With A Child

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!".
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I still laugh at that one every time I hear it.
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Old 10-03-2003, 06:57 AM
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LOL, that's new to me, excellent
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Re: Never Argue With A Child

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LOL, that's new to me, excellent
same here!! good one tony
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