Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Porsche]

God Damnit Shit fuck hell Bitch!!!!!!

My stupid-Ass bike just broke and now I have to throw it out because it has: Bent frame, 2 bent rims, fucked-up handlebars, broken brakes, broken fork, screwed up pedals and a bent crankset alnog with a non functional derailler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JD@af]

That sucks man, sorry to hear about that. What happened?

[Spinner]

If that's how bad the bike is I'd hate to see who was riding it when it happened. So spill it, tell us what went down.:flash:

[GOD]

WOW!! sounds like we need anger management class ive never heard u so pissed before .....sorry about the bike what kinda of bike was it and how much $$ was it ?

[Bean Bandit]

Sounds like a truck hitted it

[MBTN]

I smashed into a the rear side of a car once flying on my bike out of a side street. I destroyed the front rim, everything else was fine. All I had was a cut on my shin.

[Porsche]

Okay, here's the scoop. I was biking last year in like October. My friend and I built a sweet jump in the woods near my place and we have like a course there now. I bent some rear rims there and had one on over the winter. I also bent the back of the frame where the axle attaches. My seat is bent and the handlebars or loose. Some stuff we tried to fix but I just keep getting more and more bent rims.

I also do trials which is riding up stairs and on benches and walls, kinda like skateboarding stuff. After a day's work of that I went to ride home and my derailler broke apart as I rode, I mean it just desintagrated. SP?

Anyways I took my bike out yesterday and my rim was so bent, the wheel wouldn't turn, the brakes were screwed up as a result. My handlebars were just about o fall off and my seat was still screwed. So I went down the street to my friend's wtih the wheels making a huge buzzing noise, all these kids were looking at me and I just felt so embarrased. I got to his place and relaized I couldn't make the half mile trip to the park we practice at. I biked home got off my bike and kicked out two spokes with my steel-toed boots and then beat it some more. That's my story, I'm getting a new bike soon though.

[Porsche]

Oh ya, my fork stanchions have disconnected from the crown and my dad ran over the front rim once.

[MBTN]

Hmm, I didn't know Yugo made bikes...

Anyway, just get a new one! No bike is worth that!

[Porsche]

I need $

[Carguy]

Chill out dude.........it could always be worst, you could be driving around in a lime green Pontiac Aztek!

Carguy

[Bean Bandit]

Originally posted by Porsche
I need $

Go work!
:bandit:

[carmaster]

Nice I've done all that to my bikes before and it gets tiresome always fixing them and having to spen money to fix them. I just recently warped my rear rim, broke a seat, broke a crankarm, a couple gears and a front rim.

[Porsche]

Welcome to the club.