hehe, post your canadian humor

[kris]

[Heep]

Lol, I like that last one

Signs You May Be A Canadian


1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"
3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine"
4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
5. You drink pop, not soda.
6. You know what it means to be on pogey.
7. You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!!"
8. You don't hold your hand on your breast when you sing the national anthem.
9. You can drink legally while still a 'teen.
10. You know that francophones, anglophones and allophones are not electronic devices.
11. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
12. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel to and has good cigars.
13. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
14. You're not sure if the leader of our nation has EVER had sex and don't want to know if he has!
15. You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
16. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
17. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
18. You sit on a couch not a chesterfield - that is some small town in Quebec!
19. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
20. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
21. You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
22. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that"
23. You read rather than scanned this list.

[Heep]

From a transcript of a radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10 Oct 1995, between a US Navy vessel and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland:

Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."

Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision."

Americans: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."

Canadians: "No, I say again, divert YOUR course."

Americans: "This is the aircraft carrier USS Missouri. We are a large warship of the US Navy. DIVERT YOUR COURSE *NOW*."

Canadians: "We are a lighthouse. Your call."

[Rich]

Originally posted by Heep
Canadians: "We are a lighthouse. Your call."

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

[YogsVR4]

I cant remember if this was posted on the board before, but this is the Canadian infantry at its finest.

[Spec2 Girl]

This thread sounds like what goes on between the Kiwis versus the Australians!! :hehehe: :hehehe:

[YogsVR4]

I laugh when I hear Kiwis - I just think of the fruit.

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by YogsVR4
I laugh when I hear Kiwis - I just think of the fruit.

We do have some strange “fruits” living in New Zealand!! :hehehe:

[Seraph]

[Spec2 Girl]

LMAO, that’s good!! I’ve always wondered how Kiwi fruit got its name!!!! :hehehe: :hehehe:

[YogsVR4]

Back on topic!

Rumor has it this was seen near Toronto.

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by YogsVR4
Back on topic!

Rumor has it this was seen near Toronto.

Hahahahahahahahaha, that sign can’t be for real!!! :hehehe:

[YogsVR4]

Wait - I'm trying to find the "Do not pass while opposing traffic present" sign. Thats even more ridiculous.

[YogsVR4]

Heres more on the Canadian military.

[Spec2 Girl]

You’ve gotta stop posting these pics. You’re killing me!! I’m supposed to be doing work and I’m just about crying from laughing so hard!!!! :hehehe: