PRiceless Mastercard Wedding

[JeffForSale!]

Originally Posted by gunluvs14

You gotta love this:

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to
thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an
8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and
had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
"F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,
"I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding
out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000
for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing
the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends
and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a
MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends..........................................$ 32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion.......................................... $3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui.............................................. .....$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the
8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best
man .................................................. ........Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MasterCard

[TheNotoriousMogg]

Genuis!

[carrrnuttt]

Originally Posted by JeffForSale!

LOL! That was good!

[sidewinder69]

Originally Posted by TheNotoriousMogg

Genuis!

Was it your intention to mispell genius?

[dayna240sx]

Originally Posted by sidewinder69

Was it your intention to mispell genius?

probably not

[TexasF355F1]

Thats so f-cking awesome. I would have done the same thing. Thats so fucked up. The bride and the best man get what they deserved. But they both deserve to get knock the fuck out.

[TheNotoriousMogg]

Originally Posted by sidewinder69

Was it your intention to mispell genius?

no but did i miss spell this K I S S M Y A S S


hehe

[trevolutionist]

That is by far the smartest man I've ever heard of.

[KatWoman]

Oh shit!!!!

Good thing Alex is both the groom and best man in our wedding

[TerminalVelocity]

thats a good way to do it, ,and man...those ARE some balls!

[taranaki]

The oldest urban legends are the best.Seen it in this forum before.

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm

[Hyatus]

HOLY SHIT i couldnt even reply for a while i was laughing so hard

[HogieGT-R]

serves the ho right lmao

[Ace$nyper]

OWNED!! LOL that man rules

[Egg_Shen]

Originally Posted by taranaki

The oldest urban legends are the best.Seen it in this forum before.

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm

thanks taranaki, you just owned everyone that replied LOL