Good Eats

[TheNotoriousMogg]

> - Good Eats

> >

> > > > > > A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game

> > of

> > > > > > bridge with her girlfriends one evening. "Oh, no! I have

> > to rush

> > > > > > home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to really

> > ticked

> > > > > > if it's not ready on time!" she exclaimed suddenly.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > When she got home, she realized that she didn't have

> > enough time

> > > > > > to go to the supermarket, and all she had in the cupboard

> > was a

> > > > > > wilted lettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food. In a

> > panic,

> > > > > > she opened the can of cat food, stirred in the egg, and

> > garnished

> > > > > > it with the lettuce leaf just as her husband pulled up.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > She greeted her husband and then watched in horror as he

> > sat down

> > > > > > to his dinner. To her surprise, the husband really

> > enjoyed his

> > > > > > dinner. "Darling, this is the best dinner you have made

> > for me in

> > > > > > forty years of marriage. You can make this for me any old

> > day."

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Needless to say, every bridge night from then on, the

> > woman made

> > > > > > her husband the same dish. She told her bridge cronies

> > about it

> > > > > > and they were all horrified.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > "You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Two months later, her husband died.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > The women were sitting around the table playing bridge

> > when one

> > > > > > of the cronies said, "You killed him! We told you that

> > feeding

> > > > > > him that cat food every week would do him in! How can you

> > just

> > > > > > sit there so calmly and play bridge knowing you murdered

> > your

> > > > > > husband?"

> > > > > >

> > > > > > The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell

> > off the

> > > > > > mantel while he was licking his butt."

> >

[YogsVR4]

While the joke was funny – I wish you’d eliminate all those extra >>>>> when you paste in the jokes.

[TheNotoriousMogg]

Originally Posted by YogsVR4

While the joke was funny – I wish you’d eliminate all those extra >>>>> when you paste in the jokes.

stop complaining old man