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09-11-2003, 10:59 AM
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Non Sport bikes riders?
I was digging around in this tread and can't find really any non-sport bike stuff i know there whats in style now but there gotta be a few others her I myself own a 82 honda manga 750cc with teh rear gas shocks (last year for that rare option) shes great smoothest ride i've ever had better then any other cruiser i've been on. Sorry I don't got pics right now. So what do you have and pics if you can.
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09-17-2003, 12:58 PM
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My "sport bike" is naked.... does that count?
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#4
09-18-2003, 01:56 PM
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I still have my 93 vulcan 750. Shes still perfect, never misses a beat, and really fast for a vtwin (tachs out at 9500).
Whats in style: wearing helmets
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#5
09-18-2003, 02:11 PM
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I currently own a 1977 Jawa Transistor 40 moped, and previously owned a 1967 Honda P50 motor-wheel bike. Both were fun when they worked.
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#7
09-18-2003, 04:26 PM
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Re: Non Sport bikes riders?
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 PA blows sometimes. I rode through the City of Pittsburgh in my underwear in protest of the law. It was a pretty big deal. I'll get pics up soon enough.
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#8
09-18-2003, 07:22 PM
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Re: Re: Non Sport bikes riders?
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 I've never understood what so many people have against helmets. Personally, I don't wear them - but when the bike you own can barely exceed 35mph going down hill I never saw the need, but I am a year round rider, so I thought about it during the winter, when the biggest danger is somebody in their Excursion not seeing you in the snow, which could easily lead to having your brains splattered all across their hood.
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09-18-2003, 10:14 PM
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Re: Re: Non Sport bikes riders?
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#10
09-19-2003, 11:29 AM
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Re: Re: Re: Non Sport bikes riders?
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 This means lil kids don't have to wear a helmet if "daddy" or "mommy" don't have to.... although I would hope that is NOT the way it actually works.
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#11
09-20-2003, 09:56 AM
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The little monster, almost in all it's glory (prior to my ownership)
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