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Talking The snail

One Sunday morning John stepped out onto the porch in his bathrobe to pick up his newspaper. He noticed a snail on the paper, so he picked it up and flung it across the front lawn onto the sidewalk.
On another Sunday morning, about two years later, John was out on the porch again to pick up his paper, when he noticed a snail on the paper.
It was the same snail.
Bill looked at the snail. The snail looked at Bill.
Then the snail said: "Now, was that REALLY necessary?!"


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hehe, its a oldie but goodie.
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Re: The snail

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hehe, its a oldie but goodie.
I concur with the "oldie" part...













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wasnt that a joke from the movie training day?
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wasnt that a joke from the movie training day?
that was a terrible movie
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