You know your addicted to racing when......

[IronfistPB]

You sleep,eat, and dream racing; you pretend the shoppin cart at the grocery store is your car and your drift around corners to shave off some time; and when you find yourself up at 3 in the morning making car noises and lookin at car sites because your bored. Anyone else got some good ones?

[pre]

Sometimes I just stare at my car like its cleavage

[jon@af]

Originally Posted by IronfistPB

You sleep,eat, and dream racing; you pretend the shoppin cart at the grocery store is your car and your drift around corners to shave off some time; and when you find yourself up at 3 in the morning making car noises and lookin at car sites because your bored.

Guess Im not addicted

[carrrnuttt]

You know your addicted to racing when......

...it takes you an hour to drive a ten-minute route because you followed somebody that might want to race!

...you automatically turn-off your a/c when taking-off from lights...in case that sedan next to you decides to jump

There's more...but there's no need to incriminate myself any further...

[Twyzz]

When you mow your loawn at full speed and try to drift around corners.... Ps... I mow the lawn where i work and it's HUGE

[RACER D12]

...you wear your Simpson racing gear to bed.

...you keep your garage cleaner than your house.

...when you drive you only have two speeds, fast and really fast.

...the only reason you have a radar detector is to find cops to race.

...you eat your wheaties before every race.

...you have memorized every episode of Speed Racer and Initial D
(ok lets see what else do I do)

[-The Stig-]

... You shower with a helmet on.

... Your shower has a safety cage.

... Your computer chair has a 5 point harness.

... You had to get Cable/DSL internet so you could race your friends at downloading.

... You have a practice tree infront of your toilet. (why not? what else you going to do while on the can?)

... You sacrifice tools and garage supplies to your motor.

... Your home library consists of Parts catalogs, Car mags, and repair manuals... Alphabetised.

... Guys at local parts stores know your First and Last name by heart. Along with Home phone, and Address.

... You know the horsepower and torque ratings of all the cars you see regularly on your way to work/school... Incase you have a impromptu race.

... You have panic attacks when a new car you know nothing about joins you on your daily commute.

... You go to local car shows to check out the local competition. (Guilty as charged)

... You underate your own car's performance. (Guilty like crazy, 425hp Motor with 295hp factory sticker on aircleaner )

[Jetts]

You Know your addicted to racing when...

you think your car is fast but you know it is slow

[90gs]

Originally Posted by IronfistPB

you pretend the shoppin cart at the grocery store is your car and your drift around corners to shave off some time

im not addicted to racing, in fact i havent done a single street race in months, but at work i drift the shopping carts cuz it brings something a little interesting to my shift when im bored as hell

[fatninja19]

oh my gosh.. redneck.. your post was freaking funny.. hahahha...
LFR! "You had to get Cable/DSL internet so you could race your friends at downloading."

hahahhaa


i got one though.....

===You always try your best to hit the apex's when you walk around regularly..

[carrrnuttt]

Originally Posted by fatninja19

===You always try your best to hit the apex's when you walk around regularly..

See? I told you that would happen if you got a Ford...

[BLU CIVIC]

....when ur son asks why u squint ur eyes when u talk to him and wonders why u keep callin him Takumi

....when u go to talk to ur wife and she instantly says "i don't want to hear anything about that car" (guilty as charged )

....when u pretend to change gears during sex

....when u work on ur car in ur dress clothes (another guilty as charged )

[gnasha]

... when you give the "stare" at the other baby in the pram next to yours, defying him on a 400m run to the sand box.

[-The Stig-]

... When walking behind someone you draft them waiting for the perfect time to take them on the outside. And you downshift to do so.

... When waiting at the crosswalk to change, you stage up as if you're at the drags. When it goes when the little man goes green you leave scratch on the curb and make burn out noises.

... You body check your friends into bushes or random objects and think 'Rubbins Racin.'

... When walking you slow down when going past a cop.

... When walking and you see a car go past thats speeding or burns out. You think "Pfff I can do that... Nothing special" no matter how cool the spectacul was.

... When walking and you fart, you speed up not cause of the smell but cause you've hit your nitrous.

... You run through the Mall, trying to get chased out by Mall security and reinact the 'Getaway' movies on the internet.

[KrNxRaCer00]

Originally Posted by RedNeck383

... You shower with a helmet on.

... Your shower has a safety cage.

... Your computer chair has a 5 point harness.

... You had to get Cable/DSL internet so you could race your friends at downloading.

... You have a practice tree infront of your toilet. (why not? what else you going to do while on the can?)

... You sacrifice tools and garage supplies to your motor.

... Your home library consists of Parts catalogs, Car mags, and repair manuals... Alphabetised.

... Guys at local parts stores know your First and Last name by heart. Along with Home phone, and Address.

... You know the horsepower and torque ratings of all the cars you see regularly on your way to work/school... Incase you have a impromptu race.

... You have panic attacks when a new car you know nothing about joins you on your daily commute.

... You go to local car shows to check out the local competition. (Guilty as charged)

... You underate your own car's performance. (Guilty like crazy, 425hp Motor with 295hp factory sticker on aircleaner )


... When walking behind someone you draft them waiting for the perfect time to take them on the outside. And you downshift to do so.

... When waiting at the crosswalk to change, you stage up as if you're at the drags. When it goes when the little man goes green you leave scratch on the curb and make burn out noises.

... You body check your friends into bushes or random objects and think 'Rubbins Racin.'

... When walking you slow down when going past a cop.

... When walking and you see a car go past thats speeding or burns out. You think "Pfff I can do that... Nothing special" no matter how cool the spectacul was.

... When walking and you fart, you speed up not cause of the smell but cause you've hit your nitrous.

... You run through the Mall, trying to get chased out by Mall security and reinact the 'Getaway' movies on the internet.

i need to add a 5 point to my computer chair...i never thought of that one....



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