Source code for Windows XP

[kris]

Only nerds will get this :silly2:

Source code for Windows XP...

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_150_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
}

write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows XP"); 

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();

[Jay!]

Originally posted by kbslacker

...
create_general_protection_fault();

I think it just skips ahead to this... :right:

[Heep]

Lol

So true, so true...

[Rich]

Originally posted by Heep
Lol

So true, so true...

Ditto.

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Damn! I actually understood that.:huh:

[G-Forces]

That so fake! Do you actually think MS's programmers would stick to such a highly structured naming convention?

[Rich]

Originally posted by G-Forces
That so fake! Do you actually think MS's programmers would stick to such a highly structured naming convention?

Soo true

And its missing a few thousand lines that do absolutly nothing. Its also missing the following:

when installing software = true, search for "microsoft"
if copyright = "microsoft" then
continue install
elseif bugger up computer and create_general_protection_fault();

[Arioch]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

as much as i hate m$, and as funny as this is, i have to say that i like xp.... (*ducks*)

anyone else using it?

-=dave=-

[super 96 accord]

Originally posted by kbslacker
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
[/code]

TOOOO Funny!!

[SkYLiNeFrEaK]

LOL, I figured it out on the first read, now tell me that isn't amazing, even though, I am not a Techie.

[moondog]

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I love it!

Damn damn damn Bill Gates I am so sick of windoze. It's so boring looking, and even though the litestep shell looks nice, it's a biatch to configure, so I might be getting rid of that. I would go linux, but I'm a sucker for compatibility.

[YogsVR4]

Uh-oh! You better watch out for a suit from microsoft. They'll take ya for every cent you got!