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Old 09-08-2003, 05:47 PM
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Army Issue

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Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a West Virginia mountain man, was
drafted by the Army.

On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That
Afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued him a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

On his third day the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army is still looking for him.
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Old 09-09-2003, 12:37 PM
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Nice one - haven't heard that before.
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Old 09-09-2003, 07:13 PM
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Man thats great!!! Nice one Darrell.
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hahahahaha
that was a good one
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