The kangaroo...

[tonioseven]

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman.
After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback. They end up getting married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

"What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get.

[ChopinPorkChop]

HAHAHAHAHAHA... nice one mate!
cpc

[Jonno]

Originally Posted by tonioseven

"I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get.

You just made a new worst enemy...


...J/K

[TheNotoriousMogg]

good one tony

[slave]

Eeewwww. LMFAO!!!!!!! So there's a use for kangaroos other than having the bastards run into your car!!

[JeffForSale!]

I feel sorry for the kangaroo, but since thgis is fictional, i wonder about you sometimes.....















Did anyone notice that cockpit is a funny word?

[grimmy]

so thats how they like it in australia
bunch of weirdo's i tell ya