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#1
09-05-2003, 02:55 PM
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help me finish this joke
I got this email a minute ago and I think either some of it was deleted somewhere along the way, or I just don't get it... anybody have this joke?
Little Johnny In Class Little Johnny and his classmates are supposed to draw a picture on the board... James returned to his seat. The teacher called on Ernie next. Ernie returned to his seat. Now it was Suzy's turn. Suzy returned to her seat. Next. the teacher called Jerry to the board. Jerry returned to his seat. Kim was called to the board. Kim returned to her seat. About this time, little Johnny began waving his arm hysterically. Little Johnny was well known for being dirty minded, so the teacher was reluctant to call on him for anything. But as the teacher looked at the picture on the chalkboard, she thought that there was no way that little Johnny could possibly do anything to make this picture dirty. So she called on Johnny, and he ran to the chalkboard. Little Johnny had done it again! 
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#2
09-05-2003, 04:37 PM
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chalkboard
You must not have gotten graphics, it has what each kid draws to go with it and is pretty funny. If you haven't already gotten the drawing, let me know.
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09-05-2003, 05:31 PM
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finish the joke
Hmmm, it requires drawings! Let me see if I can think of how to do that. I will see what I can do.
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#5
09-05-2003, 05:36 PM
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drawing on chalkboard
Each kid was adding to the picture, first a house, then a door, then sunshine, then snow melting on house, Johnny said don't you know, that is my dad in the shower picking up the bar of soap. See attachment. Kinda gross.
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#7
09-05-2003, 07:33 PM
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I think I didn't do it right.
I will try again.
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#8
09-05-2003, 07:37 PM
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I must be blonde
I tried the "manage attachments" and added it but it does not show up. No wonder both my cars have problems? I have to leave to take my car to the shop (seriously) and get a quote. If you can tell me why the heck the attachment won't work please do so.
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#9
09-05-2003, 08:42 PM
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Re: I must be blonde
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#10
09-05-2003, 09:27 PM
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Well if you can't do the joke the way it was meant to be done - you can always get laughs by tagging this punchline on:
"I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore."
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09-06-2003, 02:33 AM
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Re: I must be blonde
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09-06-2003, 06:20 AM
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