Picking on Ford:

[carrrnuttt]

No hating...just so happens I have seen a few Ford related anecdotes in my recent interweb browsings...thought I'd share...enjoy.

• Career Counselor to student: "Well, if it's a steady job you want...you can look into becoming a Ford mechanic."
• Quote over the Internet: "My tools would rust if it weren't for Ford."
• In reference to a broken-down Ford: "Speed kills - drive a Honda...you'll live longer...drive a Ford, you'll live forever."
• Another quote from the Internet: "Built Ford tough...not just for marshmallows anymore."
• Question: "What's the difference beween a Viper snake and a Cobra?" Answer: "A Viper can spit out it's venom, a Cobra just blows."
• Another quote: "Ford finished fourth in the race...out of the big three."
• Question: "What's the difference between a Ford Mechanic and a Chevy mechanic?" Answer: "A Chevy mechanic does more 'maintenance' VS 'repair'..."
• Question: "Why did the mechanics' school student buy a Mustang?" Answer: "Practice."

Yeah...I know...kinda lame...but oh well.

[YogsVR4]

I think they are great - mostly because its kind of accurate

[ac427cpe]

i like ford... : well... the GT40 n e way

[-The Stig-]

Originally Posted by carrrnuttt

[*]Another quote: "Ford finished fourth in the race...out of the big three."

You dink.. you got it wrong. Haven't I told you anything on Ford bashing?

Just kidding people, but the real joke goes like this...

Ford = Fourth On Race Day... and out of the Big Three... Thats pretty bad.

*rim shot*



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