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#1
09-02-2003, 06:23 PM
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Stupid SUVs!
How stupid do you have to be to own one of these things? Moronic? Or idiotic?
Hmmmm let's see here? The highway's clogged with traffic, there's not enough parking space in the city, people are choking to death on air pollution, and gas is selling for $1.75 a gallon. What'd be the perfect vehicle to own? Hmmmmm I wonder? Well I'm a total idiot - I'm going to buy an SUV!  And I don't even know how to drive the damn thing! I'll put half of this vehicle in one lane, and another half in the other - I don't know how to use the rearview or side mirrors - haven't located the blinker lever, and I don't even know how to work the brake pedal properly, YET I'M DRIVING (but not really) a vehicle that weighs nearly 5000lbs. AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ANYBODY'S SAFETY (except for my own, even though I'm far too stupid to figure out what a safe vehicle really is, and consequently also too stupid to drive) [May all SUV owners roll their vehicles and have their heads torn from their bodies when they are partially flung from their waste of natural resources.] Hmmm let's also see - if I'm going to own an SUV, I'm also going to have to speed all the time! I can't even slow down for school zones - after all they're not my children (why should I care? I OWN AN SUV AND AM A COMPLETE MORON!) I'll also have to tailgate everybody, and pass over double yellow lines whenever they're not going 35mph over the speed limit! stupid SUV drivers. Sure feel better for letting that out.
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09-02-2003, 08:12 PM
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Re: Stupid SUVs!
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09-03-2003, 12:21 AM
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amen!
I live in California and the one thing i want to do is drive down the freeway and shoot every bad driver i see as i pass them!
Soccer moms all need to have their power steering taken away! Stupid ppl shouldn't mate! Stop inbreeding Ban Country music!
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#5
09-07-2003, 01:02 AM
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Hey! Leave country music alone. just b/c you listen to country music doesnt make you stupid, But if you drive an SUV and it is not lifted 5-15 inches or is it is not rolling on 20+'s then you are a moron.
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09-07-2003, 01:46 AM
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I drive an "SUV" or 4WD as they SHOULD be known, and so I say to you sir, if you cant handle the traffic, get off the road.
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09-07-2003, 07:53 AM
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But without SUV's, Suzy Q. Homemaker wouldn't feel like "the King of the road" whenever she's on her way to pick up her 1.3 kids from soccer practice. Besides, minivans are soooo last decade!!!
SUV's should be banned and their owners shot into a brick wall....
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09-07-2003, 09:36 AM
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but suv's are so great in the winter because all the extra grip you have.....
oh wait...the only extra "grip" you have with an SUV's AWD is durring aceleration.....too bad that your 5 million pounds curb weight will make you fly off the road while taking curbes and your stoping distance is almost twice that of most cars..... but why would soccer moms care about that when they can use other cars as bump stops
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09-07-2003, 11:34 AM
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Better sell those Yugos and get something a little bigger, cuz SUV's are continuing to be pumped out of all factories. Even SAAB is introducing one. Since you bitch so much about SUV's could it be that most people bitch about you and your car b/c it drives too slow.
P.S.- I just read in one of my magazines that the pick-ups OWN! The first half of this year its 1)Ford F-Series, 2)Chevy Silverado, and 3)Dodge Ram all leading in most vehicles sold. So get use to it.
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09-07-2003, 05:45 PM
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What's worse than an SUV???????? An oncoming SUV with Xenon lights on full beam
 I swear the people who drive these things should be shot- hell- I was almost trampled by a blasted Range Rover last week- luckily in Italy- however- SUV's are still rare- thanks to super-high petrol prices 
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#12
09-07-2003, 10:45 PM
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Evil SUV owners, Kiss my White/Filipino ass! Most of you SUV owners, especially those soccer moms piss me off! Most of them have their cell phone on one hand, and the other hand with a Starbucks coffee, and only two dumb ass kids in the back. I'll tell you it is outrageous. The SUV owners in my area don't care at all. They make problems in my place.
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09-07-2003, 10:57 PM
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 yeah right like we need to jack an suv up 15 inches..
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09-08-2003, 12:30 AM
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09-08-2003, 03:45 AM
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well that is a good point i've never actually seen an suv offroad before.. lol althought one time in vermont i did take my father's explorer on a little field trip.. it was fun , muddy, and bumpy... i was impressed considering it was an explorer..
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