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Old 12-01-2001, 06:52 PM
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Masacre!!!

I was going down the road after work and i spotted a 95 accord. It had this flashy paint job White Racing rallys (17-18")and a hole bunch of stickers. he had a bumblebee muffler too. i said i'm going to go for it. so i caught up with him at about 50 mph. and cut on my fog lights. i got even with him and after we got out of a curve we both floored it. He put about 30-50 yards between us. i could hear his muffler over my stereo!!! i was like OH MY GOD!!!. I started flashing my lights at him trying to get him to stop and he kept on going. so when i finally caught him he told me that he just downshifted into 3rd gear. I thought he had NOS or something the way he blew me away. he works at arby's right next door to the burgerking that i work at. Man his car was nice. Getting killed by it was so tight!
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oh yah i left this part out.
I lost my entire drivetrain at around 30mph, then a rod shot through the block, glanced off a passing tanker truck filled with gas, which exploded and threw flaming wreckage in my path that popped all of my tires, which in turn caused me to swerve and hit a van full of Nuns.
I then had several Nuns caught in my undercarriage which caused my car to veer off a 100ft embankment and slightly explode on contact with a propane filling station. One of the tanks blew up and shot up like a rocket, clipping the wing of a passing UPS jet which crashed into the Ohio River and made a huge wave that drowned more than 3000 people along the shores.
I was kinda sore, but generally unhurt.

i dont know how i could have forgot all of that?
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Old 12-05-2001, 07:01 PM
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what? this is a true storry.
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Old 12-06-2001, 08:59 AM
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keep it up

nice to see we still have super hero'es running around even if they drive slow auto accords oh im sorry i meant slow auto efi 89 accords. There you go buddy just keep fighting crime and keep the streets free of those in turbo diesel mercedes and ohhhhhhh keep those pesky old school cavaliers in check too they really annoy at stoplights with thier fifty rust spots and suspensions with so much bounce might as well be pepe locos :bandit: caddy on hydrolics acting like its on crack (lol). But yep yep keep them away they are a little too annoying for me and that's why we have you anyways
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Makes me glad that I don't live in St. Louis......
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actually all of these races took place in Kentucky. and for mr smartguy, i'll just igg u. to avoid any bs.
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Old 12-06-2001, 10:50 PM
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hmmm. Purehonda used to be :

gsr's and Si's goin at it, with commentary from 90notch and blackbird.

now we have two old, slow accords.

hmmm. I think drift needs to send a mass e-mail to everyone that use to on ph, and give them the new address.
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jerren you drive an auto accord why are you talking shit to everyone?
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Old 12-06-2001, 11:15 PM
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what? i'm not talking shit to any one. btw, i just got it converted to a 5-speed smart ass. What? I said i just got it converted to a 5 speed! Show me where i talked some shit to somebody w/o them attacking me first? I just posted my race stories to get this section going.
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Old 12-07-2001, 01:59 AM
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hmmm is that so

your car is a manual, your car is all show and no go, your car is not a true street racing machine with your listed mods, therefore stop being ignorant before you cause an accident

i would call it rice too but your taste in your car is your preference
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lol, what are you gonna do? call the police on me. sure. go for it. i never claimed for my car to be a street machine or the fastest car in the world. i dont understand what would make it rice as well. I street race just like millions of people do in the world. so respect that. I mod my car just like the next guy.
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what? i'm not talking shit to any one. btw, i just got it converted to a 5-speed smart ass. What? I said i just got it converted to a 5 speed! Show me where i talked some shit to somebody w/o them attacking me first? I just posted my race stories to get this section going.
these aren't racing stories....racing a crappy 90 cavalier...what? do you kick puppies too

your stories are killing the section...shit plunking in the toilet is music compared to these stories
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Old 12-07-2001, 03:02 AM
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ok madtownhonda. thanks for your comment. if you dont like my stories it is very easy to skip them.
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