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08-26-2003, 08:55 AM
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Another old "priceless" joke, funny as hell though
While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15mph over the limit), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?''
I replied I'm late for work. "Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher DO?" I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide." The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge...." Bail: $100 Ticket: $95 Look on that cop's face: PRICELESS Last edited by Ricochet; 08-26-2003 at 08:20 PM. 
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08-26-2003, 09:42 AM
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its ok but
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08-26-2003, 06:40 PM
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Re: Re: Another old
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He he, I was under the impression they share the same b'day!!! 
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08-27-2003, 12:33 AM
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 nice one..
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08-27-2003, 12:38 AM
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Re: Re: Re: Another old
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 ouch that was a good one Gavin 
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08-27-2003, 02:06 AM
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 I'm sorry, I need to take a break from AF for awhile. I can't take this. After the turd twister, I need to let my spleen recover 
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