-
Search | Car Forums | Gallery | Articles | Helper | Air Dried Fresh Beef Dog Food | IgorSushko.com | Corporate
Grand Future Air Dried Fresh Beef Dog Food
Air Dried Dog Food | Fresh Beef

Carnivore Diet for Dogs
Go Back   Automotive Forums Car Chat > Coffee Break (Off-Topic) > COMPLETELY off-topic
Reload this Page What Does A Kiss Taste Like?
Register FAQ Community
COMPLETELY off-topic Talk about anything other than cars. But you can't be mad and angry in this forum!
Reply Show Printable Version Show Printable Version | Subscription Subscribe to this Thread
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 08-25-2003, 12:47 PM
tonioseven's Avatar
tonioseven tonioseven is offline
AF Moderator
  
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 12,565
Thanks: 363
Thanked 47 Times in 43 Posts
Send a message via Yahoo to tonioseven
What Does A Kiss Taste Like?
>
>One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little
>boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his
>mouth and asked, "Do you
>know what it is?"
> "No, I don't," said the little boy.
> "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy
>wants from your Mom before he goes to work."
> Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled,
> "Spit it out It's a piece of Ass!"
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 08-25-2003, 12:51 PM
Ace$nyper's Avatar
Ace$nyper Ace$nyper is offline
Banned
  
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 7,738
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via AIM to Ace$nyper Send a message via MSN to Ace$nyper Send a message via Yahoo to Ace$nyper
OH DAMN DAMN DAMN OH DAMN l'm laughing so hard!
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 08-25-2003, 01:24 PM
B16 SiRII's Avatar
B16 SiRII B16 SiRII is offline
AF Regular
  
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 485
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via AIM to B16 SiRII
Damn, I can't be laughing this loud at work!
__________________
You may know me as Fakter1 on other forums.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 08-25-2003, 01:57 PM
NSX-R-SSJ20K's Avatar
NSX-R-SSJ20K NSX-R-SSJ20K is offline
AF Fanatic
  
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 5,440
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via AIM to NSX-R-SSJ20K
Re: What Does A Kiss Taste Like?
Quote:
Originally Posted by B16 SiRII
Damn, I can't be laughing this loud at work!
yea you can't because if you get caught and they see what you're laughing at you can be fired for abusing the computer or whatever its called.

Funny all the same.
__________________
Qualified Automotive Engineer
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 08-25-2003, 02:00 PM
TheNotoriousMogg's Avatar
TheNotoriousMogg TheNotoriousMogg is offline
AF's #1 Bad Guy
  
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 4,371
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via AIM to TheNotoriousMogg Send a message via Yahoo to TheNotoriousMogg
__________________
Darrell

thegrumpysergeant.net
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 08-25-2003, 06:06 PM
ac427cpe's Avatar
ac427cpe ac427cpe is offline
Miata is always the answe
  
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 3,184
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via AIM to ac427cpe
but stillll FUNNY! w00t
__________________
hello, i am Dan

No more project cars. I wonder how long that will last...
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 08-26-2003, 05:49 PM
Midnight Racer's Avatar
Midnight Racer Midnight Racer is offline
AF Enthusiast
  
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 2,825
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via ICQ to Midnight Racer
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 08-26-2003, 06:56 PM
slave slave is offline
BANNED
  
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 2,974
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
NICE!!!!!!!!! Thats awesome!
__________________
JDM IS NOT LHD

My other car's a Porsche, but today I'm in a hurry.
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 08-26-2003, 07:04 PM
racingbreed20's Avatar
racingbreed20 racingbreed20 is offline
AF Enthusiast
  
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 257
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
So this is the sense of humor section...HA great oh yeah that is some funny shite
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 08-26-2003, 09:25 PM
grimmy's Avatar
grimmy grimmy is offline
AF Enthusiast
  
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 919
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
that is the funniest joke ive heard/read in a while
the mom loves it too
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 08-26-2003, 09:40 PM
trevolutionist's Avatar
trevolutionist trevolutionist is offline
AF Enthusiast
  
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 213
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via AIM to trevolutionist
:lmao: that's some good shit
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 08-27-2003, 03:18 AM
Jimster's Avatar
Jimster Jimster is offline
Here for the pussy, man.
  
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 11,879
Thanks: 0
Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts
Send a message via ICQ to Jimster Send a message via AIM to Jimster Send a message via Yahoo to Jimster
How amusing would it be to see a teacher stick her ass in a students mouth
__________________
Check out my Pride and joy in AF- and discuss your favourite Alfa Romeo

2007 Audi A4 3.0 TDI Le Mans
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 08-27-2003, 08:43 AM
Haibane's Avatar
Haibane Haibane is offline
AF Fanatic
  
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 2,416
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via AIM to Haibane
Wow that was funny till Jimster's comment
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 08-28-2003, 02:31 AM
Jimster's Avatar
Jimster Jimster is offline
Here for the pussy, man.
  
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 11,879
Thanks: 0
Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts
Send a message via ICQ to Jimster Send a message via AIM to Jimster Send a message via Yahoo to Jimster
Re: What Does A Kiss Taste Like?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Haibane
Wow that was funny till Jimster's comment

Wow aren't you just a happy chappy
__________________
Check out my Pride and joy in AF- and discuss your favourite Alfa Romeo

2007 Audi A4 3.0 TDI Le Mans
Reply With Quote
 
Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
What does this sound like? Blown Head Gasket, Bad Compressor or What? Kebo33 Blazer 2 06-27-2004 05:19 PM

Reply

POST REPLY TO THIS THREAD
Go Back   Automotive Forums Car Chat > Coffee Break (Off-Topic) > COMPLETELY off-topic

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:45 AM.

Community Participation Guidelines | How to use your User Control Panel
Automotive Forums .com - Car Forums - Privacy Statement - Top

Powered by: vBulletin | Copyright Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
 
Real Beef Dog Food | Best Beef Dog Food | Air Dried Dog Food | American Bulldog Puppies For Sale
© 2000-2023 AutomotiveForums.| Privacy Statement
 
no new posts