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#1
08-23-2003, 10:34 PM
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Cars are better than women
Here's 10 reasons why cars are better than women.
1. You can always find out who has owned it before you. 2. You can buy a new one when yours breaks. 3. It takes no time at all to turn it on or shut it off. 4. Cars come with Odometers (I wish women did) 5. You can always tighten any thing that gets loose on it(the car obviously) 6. How many times have you lost sleep because you argued with your car until 3am? 7. It'll never cheat on you 8. It doesnt cook but it can take to any restaraunt you want. 9. You can modify a car 10. Did it tell you to go f@#k your self when you first met? 
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08-23-2003, 10:59 PM
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whoa, thatz not what i think, its just my opinion, id rather have a girl 2 luv rather than a hot auto
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08-23-2003, 11:20 PM
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That was pretty damned funny, I showed that to my girl, and she hit me... It was worth it.
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08-23-2003, 11:41 PM
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that was funny
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08-23-2003, 11:59 PM
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Actually, I sometimes have trouble getting her started in the morning.
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08-24-2003, 03:01 AM
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#7
08-24-2003, 03:10 AM
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i like girls, but not as much as i like cars. I have to say the scene in Charlies Angel's 2 with Demi Moore and the Enzo... HOOOTT
 but if i had to choose, id go with the enzo. Is there a word to describe a sexual preference for cars? Maybe I'll call it autosexuality. Im autosexual. Yeah i know... im a  
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#8
08-24-2003, 03:26 AM
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Cars cost money...girls are free. Don't forget, you'll spend more money on a girl than on a car.
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08-24-2003, 03:53 AM
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Re: Cars are better than women
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mine 2. turn the key and it tries to start and shorts out the battery 
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08-24-2003, 04:06 AM
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hot car = lots of females that don't care about you but will sleep with you to ride around in your car..... good enough for me
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08-24-2003, 07:06 PM
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lol, I misread the title as "Cats are better than women", and so Ii was wondering what was going on
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08-24-2003, 07:50 PM
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girls=evil(and girls do cost money)
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08-24-2003, 08:00 PM
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I don't know because u can't have sex wih a car unless your
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08-24-2003, 08:37 PM
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