Cajun Funeral

[TheNotoriousMogg]

One day, while fishing under the I-10 bridge in The Atchafalaya Basin,

Boudreaux made a confession.



"We all been friends for tirty year and been tru a lot. I never told

ya'll dis befo 'cause I don't wanna ruin our friendship, but I'm gay."

Fontenot looked over at Thibodeaux and say, "We kinda figured dat out a while

back, but wadn't gonna say nuttin' 'cause we didn't wanna embarrass you".



Boudreaux thanked them for their understanding and continued, "Da

reason I'm tollin' ya'll dis is 'cause I got AIDS and I got six munt to liv. Ya'll

da only family I got lef and I want ya'll to promise me dat ya'll won't let

dem bary me. I'm scared of dem caskets and I wanna be cremate. Den, I want

ya'll to trow my ashes from dat bridge up dair into dis swamp where we've

spent so much time together." Fontenot and Thibodeaux wiped back a few tears,

then agreed to do what their friend as asked.



Sho' nough, six munts later Beoudreaux died, and they were standing on

the bridge with the ashes.



Fontenot was about to throw them out when Thibodeaux stopped him:

"Wait, you gotta say sumtin," he say.



"I donno what to say. I never was much about goin' to church" Fontenot

admitted.



Thibodeaux, he scratch his head, "Just say somtin'....anyting. Make it

rhyme."



Fontenot, he tought about it a while and started trowin' dem ashes out

over da swamp and say,



"Ashes to ashes,

Dus to dus,

if you liked women,

You'd be here wit us."

[pre98zetec]

Josh

[LaTruckScene.com]

Hey Hey.
I am in Louisiana off I-10, lol.

[YogsVR4]

All that for a silly little rhyme?

[Suislide]

Originally Posted by LaTruckScene.com

Hey Hey.
I am in Louisiana off I-10, lol.

do you talk like that too?

[LaTruckScene.com]

No I don't.
I think a lot of people have a misconception of Louisiana.

[Suislide]

Originally Posted by LaTruckScene.com

No I don't.
I think a lot of people have a misconception of Louisiana.

same with Canada, my man. same with Canada.

[bdstbtch]

Originally Posted by LaTruckScene.com

No I don't.
I think a lot of people have a misconception of Louisiana.

^^^No way!! I have a a lot of friends from LA...80% of them talk like that at least with an accent of that in thurr....it drives me crazy, I'm always asking, "What? Huh?" LOL Sorry...hahahaha

[lancer2k2]

yea it would be funnier if u would actually here them saying it with the accent.

but LaTruckScene.com your right. seems like everyone i talk to has the image of us as peroe riding coonasses who talk cajun french. in real life its just a small part of southern LA that is coonass.

[lordvektra]

Most of the people in LA have French background. How do you expect them not to be gay?



Just messing around, I have friends from LA

[Toksin]

Originally Posted by S13_Iketani

same with Canada, my man. same with Canada.

What are you talkin aboot?

[Suislide]

Originally Posted by Toksin

What are you talkin aboot?

i'm talking aboot shoving a boot up your ass.

[Sean]

Originally Posted by S13_Iketani

i'm talking aboot shoving a boot up your ass.

the hard way.

[2strokebloke]

I can't belive I actually wasted my time reading this.

Welp, one thing's for sure - this joke earns:

2strokebloke's Annual, Official, Most Unfunny Joke Award.

To whoever wrote this joke, Congratulations - I hope you drown in your own joke's, long, drawn-out, unfunny, lameness. Hurray!

Anybody got nominations for next year's award?

[LaTruckScene.com]

Originally Posted by S13_Iketani

same with Canada, my man. same with Canada.

It's woman, my man.