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08-19-2003, 03:33 PM
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Who cuts the grass
One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung." I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened RayBan Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey bitch and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass". 
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08-19-2003, 03:42 PM
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ROFMLAO (wooooow.... now my message "must be at least 10 characters long"
 so here's the spacewaster shit...  )
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08-19-2003, 03:47 PM
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I heard that one last week...still a good one though
 
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08-19-2003, 04:38 PM
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Good one!
But Budweiser???? 
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved piece, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming... WOW... WHAT A RIDE!
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