The Gynecologist

[Ricochet]

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on
the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where
skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and
become a mechanic.
He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed
up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist
prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous
skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor,
saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding
result, but I was wondering if there had been an error which needed
adjusting."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine
back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." The
instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all
of it through the muffler."

[YogsVR4]

[TheNotoriousMogg]

[Neutrino]

[stubacca]

An oldie but still a goodie...

[ac427cpe]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[grimmy]

oohh shit