Women's Most Favorite Email....

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A man was sick and tired of going to
work every day while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see
>what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord:

I go to work every day and put in
8 hours while my wife merely
stays at home. I want her to know
her to know
what I go through, so please allow her
body to switch with mine for a
day. Amen."

God, in his infinite
wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the
man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his
mate, awakened the kids, set out
their school clothes, fed them
breakfast, packed their lunches, drove
them to school, came home and
picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the
cleaners and stopped at the bank
to make a deposit, went grocery
shopping, then drove home to put
away the groceries, paid the bills and
balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box
and bathed the dog. Then it was
already P.M. and he hurried to
make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum,
dust, and sweep and mop the
kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick
up the kids and got into an argument with them
on the way home. Set out milk and
cookies and got the kids organized
to do their homework, then set up
the ironing board and watched TV
while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes
and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped
fresh beans for supper.

After supper,
he cleaned the kitchen, ran the
dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed
the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and,
though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to
make love which he managed to get
through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and
immediately knelt by the bed and said,

"Lord,
I don't know what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my wife's
being able to stay home all day.

Please, oh please, let us trade
back."

The Lord, in his infinite
wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned
your lesson and I will be happy to
change things back to the way they were.

You'll just have to wait nine
month's, though. You got pregnant
last night."

Voted Women's Favorite Email of
the Year


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[YogsVR4]

so-so

[Hobbes]

Heard it before.

[grimmy]

meh.
are there even any women alive anymore who go through such a routine?

[TheNotoriousMogg]

I laffed cherylyn

[Oz]

The most mindless, outdated piece of sexist drivel I have read in a long time. Pathetic.

[TheNotoriousMogg]

Originally posted by Oz
The most mindless, outdated piece of sexist drivel I have read in a long time. Pathetic.

take it easy on her teh ozzie

[sidewinder69]

COUGHBULLSHITCOUGH



If women did all that instead of nagging the husband to instead, then women would all be dead.

Hell that even rhymed.

[mhpspeed]

They forgot the part that when there doing all that laundry there wacthing a "lifetime orignal movie", oh and the hour tkaing out for a nap, atleast thats how my mom is.

[2strokebloke]

So wait - how did her day go?
Short version:
Wakes at 5:30 in the morning
Has to shave face
Makes coffee
Sits for 45 minutes in 5mph traffic
Has to deal with jammed fax machine
Has to deal with jammed copier
Has to deal with jammed printer
Has to deal with coworker listening to annoying morning show
Has to deal with computer virus unleashed by receptionist
Has to miss lunch to make up work he couldn't get done do to all the above
Sits for another 45 minutes in 5mph traffic - this time in 90 degree heat
Has to deal with Nagging wife and roudy kids
Has to mow the lawn
Has to take out the garbage
Has to listen to wife tell him about this "hilarious" email she recieved today, when suposedly she was far to busy to be on the internet reading her email.
And that's leaving out the insignificant details that would ammount to something so simple as pouring the kids a glass of milk.

[Shortbus]

Originally posted by 2strokebloke
So wait - how did her day go?
Short version:
Wakes at 5:30 in the morning
Has to shave face
Makes coffee
Sits for 45 minutes in 5mph traffic
Has to deal with jammed fax machine
Has to deal with jammed copier
Has to deal with jammed printer
Has to deal with coworker listening to annoying morning show
Has to deal with computer virus unleashed by receptionist
Has to miss lunch to make up work he couldn't get done do to all the above
Sits for another 45 minutes in 5mph traffic - this time in 90 degree heat
Has to deal with Nagging wife and roudy kids
Has to mow the lawn
Has to take out the garbage
Has to listen to wife tell him about this "hilarious" email she recieved today, when suposedly she was far to busy to be on the internet reading her email.
And that's leaving out the insignificant details that would ammount to something so simple as pouring the kids a glass of milk.