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08-11-2003, 04:19 PM
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Hennessy Venom 1000.
Has anyone seen this car before? It is news to me. The numbers are quite impressive. It is also impressive that the car came from Hennessy and still has an engine, hood, and wheels and tires.
 Hennessy Venom 1000. 
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08-11-2003, 04:44 PM
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When I read about this car for the first time, it had 890-something to the wheels, and ran mid-tens on street-tires and high 9's on slicks. It is quite possible that they have done some upgrades since then, considering that article was from 2001. It is also possible that you get 1300HP depending on whether or not your willing to shell out for the upgrades, otherwise, it's "only" 900HP for you.
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08-11-2003, 09:23 PM
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Uhh
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Remember its got adjustible boost... 
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08-11-2003, 09:29 PM
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at least you know you'll be safe, what with the
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08-12-2003, 04:03 AM
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If I were to spend that much on a Viper, I would like to see something more like "190+mph" instead of "150+" mph.... I know high 8's are quick... but it's a Viper.... lets see some god damn top end!
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#9
08-12-2003, 05:31 AM
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Hennessey is a known crook. I've heard of him selling car parts from his clientele's vehicles. He also takes his sweet time with his project cars. Last I heard he had fled the state, but I dunno, maybe those are internet rumors. I think i'd trust Lingenfelter performance group alot more.
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#10
08-12-2003, 10:24 AM
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Re: Hennessy Venom 1000.
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  Last Hennessy I had heard of was the 800 I think. But that was like 2000 I dont like Hennessy, hes a shady character. He pulls some nice performance out of his cars...then they fall apart. If I wanted that, I would put a big ass NAAWWWSSS kit on a Kia Sephia. And it would cost a helluva lot less than his cars. 
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08-12-2003, 01:34 PM
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Hell, I'm impressed the car ever even made its way back from Hennessy's garage. That guy and his operation is about as shady as it comes, many people have poored mountains of money into their vipers that were sent there, and to get absolutely nothing in return. Just go to the Dodge/Viper section of AF and ask what they think of Hennessy. The numbers that they put out as advertisements are nothing more then a ploy to sucker Viper owners into sending them money.
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#12
08-12-2003, 01:46 PM
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R1, I like your sig, but frankly, I'm a little scared
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#13
08-13-2003, 12:02 AM
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im all for cool sigs, but damn tone it down guys!. i mean, a signature is a signature. not a damn essay! or a picture of you car from every angle known to man.
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#14
08-13-2003, 12:15 AM
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he doesnt have one of the trunk. har har
you can turn off sigs in your profile.
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......or if your a loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through your suburban area with your pretentious "I’m 21 but I’m still in high school girlfriend" while driving with your hand up on the top of the steering wheel exposing your underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and wearing your backwards BS upside down visor hat while feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond earring in your ear, If you are this person...with any luck the sun in its precise celestial positioning as you putter on by...will reflect its scorching rays into your earring, bouncing intensely in your rearview, and finally making contact with your eyes through the thin cheap lense of $5 gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning your retnal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular material as you are blinded by the purest form of energy in our known universe, and as you scream no one can help or hear you because they don’t know what’s going on since the weed whacker sound of your shitty tiny little muffler which makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making everyone turn at disgust and comment to thier husbands or wives how much of a dickweed you are by attaching that automotive abnormality to your stock economical daily driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit the needs for entry level business workers in their early 30's, however your pathetic looking $11,000 car which you want to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground effects is now out of control since you are blinded, and as your car plunges off the side of a cliff while you scream in the purest form of terror while knowing you have lived a horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in every facet of existence, while getting fired from one pathetic job to another, the majority of your time spent slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school, polishing your "game" on sweet innocent underage girls you eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet succesful attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in the glove compartment, into your poor victims drinks while offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making your mother hate you, and your poor father who wishes he had a daughter instead of your pathetic ass, since a girl would be more of a man than you ever were, like the occasion when you were hit in the arm by a wild pitch in little league, then you cried like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning you impacting the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the residue hairspray from your girlfriend plastered in the fabric passenger seat, blinded by your earring, deafened by the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around on the ground in orgasmic delight while you are consumed by flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy your bone marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat them happily at your funeral as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around your coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained.
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08-13-2003, 08:49 AM
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 And he's right, I dont have a trunk shot 
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