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Old 03-28-2001, 02:58 PM
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I got this sent to me today and thought it was pretty funny...

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sometimes you are sad...and no one sees you cry
sometimes you are happy...and no one sees you smile
but the times you fart...trust me...people smell that shit

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Too funny. Anyone else got any quotes to add to this discussion ?? Later gators...

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Old 03-28-2001, 03:15 PM
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Old 03-28-2001, 06:16 PM
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here's a funny little saying:

"if assholes could fly, this place would be an airport!"
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Old 03-28-2001, 07:55 PM
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LOL LOL LOL LOL VTEC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have to use that one some time!
here are some quotes:

If at first you don't succeed, you're doing it wrong.
Trying is the first step towards failure - Homer
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Old 03-28-2001, 09:45 PM
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A car bumper sticker: "I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can lose weight."
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Old 03-28-2001, 10:48 PM
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hahah that is some funny shit!!!
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some people are alive cause it's against the law to kill them
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my friend has this on his keychain:

"so many pedestrians, so little time."
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Old 03-28-2001, 10:59 PM
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haha.. man i hate stupid people you dont understand!!! grrr i wish it was ethical to kill the stupid ones.. and the smart ones are always the ones to die first
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Yes, the same things happened in WW1 and WW2, all of the good soldiers died first.
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if the bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasnt, its that girls should stick to girls sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

you couldnt fool your mother on the foolingist day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

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hey porsche.. you have a 911 turbo! that is my dream car.. how fast 0-60 can you get it?? and waht year?
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-Vis Racing Kombat Rear Bumper
-Altezza Style Tailights
-18" Konig Monsoons
-Nitto NT-450's
-4 Kenwood 180 Watt (M&H's)
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No, no I don't have a Turbo, yet. Since you probably don't know lots of people yet, I'm only 15 therefore I can't legally drive. Some guy on here has a Z06 and a few others also have vettes. Another person has a ML55 and an S500 and he's only 17. Lastly, Seb928s has a 944 Turbo, that's about it. My dad might get an E-Class thouggh, if you care at all.
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Old 03-30-2001, 11:42 PM
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hehe i think my dream car is a Porsche 911 TT.. well besides mclarens and clk-gtr's lol...
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-Apex'i VAFC
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-ViS Racing Xtreme Sideskirts
-Vis Racing Kombat Rear Bumper
-Altezza Style Tailights
-18" Konig Monsoons
-Nitto NT-450's
-4 Kenwood 180 Watt (M&H's)
Future Mods
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