Who was Jesus?

[numbware]

My mom got these in her email and I thought they were kind of cool. Not to sure about the woman part though.

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother".
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all-3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do.

[ChopinPorkChop]

egh jesus jokes are lame..

[TheNotoriousMogg]

Originally posted by ChopinPorkChop
egh jesus jokes are lame..

[trevolutionist]

seen it way too many times

[zebrathree]

Crap.

Sorry bro, thats just the way the chips have fallen.

[YogsVR4]

Ha I liked it

[ChopinPorkChop]

Originally posted by YogsVR4
Ha I liked it

Shouldnt have done that now your going to hell..

[trevolutionist]

Originally posted by ChopinPorkChop


Shouldnt have done that now your going to hell..

now that's funny... kinda

[YogsVR4]

Originally posted by ChopinPorkChop


Shouldnt have done that now your going to hell..

Been there on two occasions. http://www.crabsodyinblue.com/acdchell.htm

[Pick]

Good one...