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08-03-2003, 02:35 AM
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Life on welfare
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare.
I would really rather find a job." The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing! We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours on this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort this young lady on her overseas holiday trips. The salary is $200,000 a year." The young man said, "You're bullshltting me." The man behind the counter said, "Well... you started it."
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08-03-2003, 04:14 AM
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   that's a new one to me
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#3
08-03-2003, 05:41 AM
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heard it before
 
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08-03-2003, 04:55 PM
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 ...that one is hella funny 
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