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Old 08-01-2003, 11:26 AM
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Who shot that beaver

An eighty-five year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor
asks him how he is feeling.

"I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The Doctor considers this for a moment, and then says, "Well, let me
tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a
season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his
umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezed the handle. BAM!!!!

The beaver drops dead in front of him".

"That's impossible!" says the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot that beaver."

The Doctor says, "My point exactly."
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Old 08-01-2003, 11:28 AM
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lol that one is pretty good. dont think i have ever heard that one, maybe i could be wrong. but as far as i know not a repost
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Actually, didn't someone post this like yesterday?!

nice joke though.
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Old 08-01-2003, 11:36 AM
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I don't hang out in the ot forum too much, sorry if it's a repost.
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never heard that one its a good one
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thats a good one
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