Using Lewinski and Kaczynski

[TheNotoriousMogg]

The requirements were to use the two words Lewinsky (The Intern) and
Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a limerick. Here are the three winners:


Third place:

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Second place:


Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.


And the winning entry:


Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown.

[turbo2nr]

good 1

took me a while tho
lolz

1

[YogsVR4]

A bit dated but still funny