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#1
07-25-2003, 09:32 AM
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Proof that the Aztek is butt ugly:
This review was written by Maddox, not me, but you should know that Maddox is right about everything, if you disagree with him you are wrong.
Quote:------------------------------------------------------- "With this car, Pontiac has set out to finish what Cortez started by pilfering the Aztecs of their last remaining treasure: their name. Except Pontiac spelled it with a "k" because spelling words inkorrectly is totally kool TO THE MAX. I can just imagine the designers brainstorming, when suddenly the bosses son came up with this cock barf: "hey, let's make the back end of the car look like a deformed rhombus, and while we're at it, let's smash two cars on top of each other for the front half and call it a day!" The double grill disaster they have going on in the front sets a new benchmark for stupid grills (a title previously held by the Cadillac Escalade). The end result is a car that Montezuma himself would be proud to drive, had his entire civilization not been savagely murdered by blood sucking Spanish conquistadors. Then again, even people from the 14th century probably had better taste than the putzes who buy cars today. I was going to rate this car lower, but my opinion is biased because of my contempt for Cortez. That about does it, I hope this guide helps you avoid buying a shitty car. If not, go to hell. " end quote:------------------------------------------------------- is this man a genius or what?!?!? 
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07-25-2003, 12:28 PM
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It's an opinion, it means nothing. Read what RandyG said in one of the other threads.
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07-25-2003, 01:07 PM
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Re: Proof that the Aztek is butt ugly:
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07-25-2003, 04:01 PM
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Its not meant to be taken seriously, its a funny review, imagine Maddox writing for Road & Track, or Motor trend!!
To me the Aztek is no uglier than 99 % of the cars on the road today, I'm a classic car guy.
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07-25-2003, 06:37 PM
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Notice to non-owners
If you don't like the Aztek,don't buy one.Simple as that.Please bear in mind,this is the forum for owners and enthusiasts,if you are just here to insult their ride,then you are in breach of the AF guidelines.Please remember that the marque-specific forums are for exchange of technical information by owners and enthusiasts.
Articles such as this one should be in the Completely Off Topic section,or not posted at all. 
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07-25-2003, 06:46 PM
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No one's done it yet, and even though I've seen this not-so-pretty-vehicle....
 
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07-25-2003, 06:48 PM
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Re: Notice to non-owners
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yes naki you should move this over to cars in general>cars i love/cars i hate...... that is a specific forum to bash specific cars....its like stress release
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07-25-2003, 07:34 PM
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Personally Maddox was straight to the point there- there are no uglier cars than the 4 he listed- the FIAT Multipla runs them close- but at least it has a purpose that it is honest to
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#10
07-26-2003, 12:55 AM
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Ok you all need to check out the new Toyota. There is a new standard being set for ugly SUVs.
Check it out, the Scion
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07-26-2003, 01:54 AM
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Who the hell is "Maddox", and why haven't I kicked him in the balls yet?
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07-26-2003, 10:46 AM
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