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07-24-2003, 04:45 PM
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If it wasn't for bad luck...
A texas State Trooper pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 dollars in the statewide safety competition."What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
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07-24-2003, 05:47 PM
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comon tony.. this is older than abe lincoln's great grandmother
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07-25-2003, 10:10 AM
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Quote:
 I guess I'll take my punishment now:
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07-25-2003, 10:29 AM
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i never heard it, prety good one
 u definitly are on a roll these pas few days antonio, keep it up 
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