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07-24-2003, 05:44 PM
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The Genie...
Two Irishmen were in a lifeboat after their craft sank in a storm. After hours of floating aimlessly, one spotted an old lamp in the boat. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie appeared. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat!" 
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07-24-2003, 06:17 PM
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07-24-2003, 06:19 PM
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07-25-2003, 01:22 AM
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roflmao
 Never heard it, that caught me off guard big time, I cant get over it.
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07-25-2003, 03:29 AM
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mmmmmmmmmmmmm..................Beer
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07-25-2003, 04:30 AM
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good one
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07-25-2003, 11:24 AM
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07-25-2003, 11:28 AM
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