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07-16-2003, 02:11 PM
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Male Stages in Life
AGE DRINK
17 - beer 25 - vodka 35 - scotch 48 - double scotch 66 - Maalox AGE SEDUCTION LINE 17 - My parents are away for the weekend. 25 - My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 35 - My fiancée is away for the weekend. 48 - My wife is away for the weekend. 66 - My second wife is dead. AGE FAVORITE SPORT 17 - sex 25 - sex 35 - sex 48 - sex 66 - napping AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 - "tongue" 25 - "breakfast" 35 - "She didn't set back my therapy." 48 - "I didn't have to meet her kids." 66 - "Got home alive." AGE FAVORITE FANTASY 17 - getting to third 25 - airplane sex 35 - menage a trois 48 - taking the company public 66 - Swiss maid/Nazi love slave AGE FAVORITE HOUSE PET 17 - roaches 25 - stoned-out college roommate 35 - German Shepherd 48 - children from his first marriage 66 - Barbie AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 - 25 25 - 35 35 - 48 48 - 66 66 - 17
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07-16-2003, 02:13 PM
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 good ones Desi 
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07-16-2003, 02:25 PM
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07-16-2003, 02:37 PM
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 nice
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07-16-2003, 03:43 PM
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07-16-2003, 07:30 PM
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