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Old 07-15-2003, 01:50 PM
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3 Men at a bar

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scots man at a bar.
The English man says "I went into me daughters bedroom the other day and found a packet of fags" then says "the thing is I didn't realised she smoked"
The Scots man then says "I had a similar experience; I went into my daughters bedroom and found a bottle of vodka" he says "the thing is I didn't realise she drank"
The Irish man then said "The same thing happened to me; I went into my daughters bedroom and found a packet of condoms" he then says "The thing is I didn't realise she had a penis."
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Re: 3 Men at a bar

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a packet of fags"

is this a typo or is it suppose to say fags?
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is this a typo or is it suppose to say fags?

eric, fags are cigarettes in england i think its england
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Hes English, cigarettes are call fags

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an English-man in a bar encounters a Canadian.

Englishman: "can i bum a fag?"

Canadian: "whatever floats your boat, buddy. don't look at me, though"
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If you look up the definition of faggot - it says its a bundle of sticks. The US slang term however is quite different....













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So......basically you can say, In England, "There are too many fags in this room!" And no one's feelings will be hurt.
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So......basically you can say, In England, "There are too many fags in this room!" And no one's feelings will be hurt.

haha thats funny
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