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Things You Can Say at Thanksgiving and get away with!
Things You Can Say at Thanksgiving and get away with!
1. Talk about a huge breast!, 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist., 3. It's Cool Whip time!, 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!, 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!, 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat., 7. Are you ready for seconds yet?, 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?, 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!, 10. Don't play with your meat., 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in., 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?, 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!, 14. You still have a little bit on your chin., 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up., 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!, 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!, 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready Happy Turkey Week! |
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R.I.P. DAD 3/25/11
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LOL!
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Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
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R.I.P. DAD 3/25/11
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HAHAHAAH LOL
:hehehe: those were good
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R.I.P. Lamont Coleman a.k.a. Big L -- 1975-1999 "Your ice don't shine an your chain hollow/ why you front in clubs for hours wit tha same bottle/ takin midget sips/ I run wit the richest clicks/ Tap the thickest chicks/ plus drop the slickest hits/ you know nothin about L/ so don't doubt L/ what's this muthafuckin rap game wit out L/ Yo that's like jewels wit out ice/ that's like china wit out rice/ or the holy bible wit out christ/ tha bulls wit out mike/ crack heads wit out pipes/ or hockey games wit out fights/ don't touch the mic if you aint able to spit/ flamboyant is tha label i'm wit.. muthafucka.... Big L" |
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*lol* Very cute!
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Pretty much amazing
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If you are less than the age of 14 then LOL, if you are greater, then LOL and shame on you.
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Funding the welfare state
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