30 fun things to do at Walmart

[speediva]

This is good for a laugh! I'm sorry about all the "carrots"... I'll delete them out later.

Walmart!!: 30 Ways to Have an Extra Special Fun Time At WalMart!
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him"I need some tampons."
5. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
6. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
7. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "I smell sex and candy"
8. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
9. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
10. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
11. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
12. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
13. Put M&M's on layaway.
14. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
15. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath
16. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
17. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
18. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
19. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
20. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
21. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
22. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
23. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.
24. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
25. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
26. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
27. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me !! pick me!!" and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
28. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
29. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
30. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

[GOD]

some people just have too much time

[gang$tarr]

Originally posted by GOD
some people just have too much time

i gotta agree wit that

i wouldn't be caught dead in a wal-mart... hehe lol

[Rich]

:hehe: :hehe: some of those are pretty funny, tangy

I used to goto walmart to get hobby supplies, but they always had a poor selection, and shitty quality.Now that we got a new hobby store, I will never set foot in walmart again.

And just so everyone knows, I never have bought any sort of clothing from that store.

We were making a joke out of walmart at school last week. One of my friends was commenting on how the walmart here is soo big, and even has a mcdonalds in it. he said "its the new affordible hangout cause you could take a family or group of friends and make a day of it:

I almost puked after he said it :apuke:

[speediva]

Suburbia can suck at times, and on Sunday nights after the pool halls close, we gotta loiter somewhere! *lol* The Walmart is open 24/7 so we just go chill in the DVD/video game section until they yell at us that we need to buy something... So we slowly make our way to the registers, buy a pack of gum, and leave! It's lame, but it's better than being jackasses and streetracing on the overly-patrolled roads. Once everyone decided to start putting mods on their cars the cops have been multiplying, so if you try ANYTHING you get a ticket.

[DavidG]

Originally posted by GOD
some people just have too much time

i with you :sun:

but some of em are pretty funny.......

[Tireburner]

" Fun things to do in Walmart (or Kmart-- preferably because I hate that place)

Chase your wife around, with your hands twisted, dragging a foot, and in your best metally deficient voice yelling MOM! MOM!, I LOVE YOU!... DON'T LEAVE ME HERE... I JUST HAD AN ACCIDENT... HELP ME MOMMY!!

Watching the other patrons look at your wife as she hauls ass to get away from you is priceless!

[Jimster]

We don't have WalMart here, but I could try some of them at the Warehouse.....................

[CamaroGirl86]

Hehe, I'd probably end up doing some of those things just to piss off my friends brother who works at WalMart

[Rich]

1 good thing to do at walmart.

Laugh at the ppl who go in there

[YukiHime]

I saw one of the things to do but not on your list, that's pretty disgusting though. Go to the fitting room and wait a couple minutes and yell "Hey anyone, we are out of toilet paper over here."

[IntegraBoy2003]

lol that is funny, @ Oneonta State College where I am there is Only walmart to go to get 'Roll back the prices cheap supplies!! right next to it though is the liquor store:naughty:

[YogsVR4]

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