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#1
07-11-2003, 04:12 PM
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For the pun dits
A good pun is its own reword.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating -- always use condiments. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Sea captains don't like crew cuts. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. A backward poet writes inverse. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you A flat miner. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
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07-11-2003, 04:19 PM
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07-11-2003, 04:36 PM
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Unlike the Americanos, I get it. I like them in fact.
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07-11-2003, 05:08 PM
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Sure
 They are puns, IE plays on words. EG: "The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered" When you reupholster something, you recover it with new material. Get it? I find it hard to explain.
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07-11-2003, 09:37 PM
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  If you have to ask, please move on. 
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#8
07-11-2003, 09:46 PM
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I love puns.
There's a kid I know named Alex Zare. Whenever somebody asks for him, I just point in some direction and say "He's over Zare" 
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07-11-2003, 10:09 PM
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07-11-2003, 10:15 PM
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I love Puns- always looking out for more- great stuff Yogs
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07-12-2003, 12:59 AM
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haha these are good...
you didnt write them did you?
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