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Old 07-10-2003, 01:02 PM
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Smile Together In Death

She married and had 13 children.
Her husband died.

She soon married again and had 7 more children.
Again, her husband died.

She remarried and had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord
thanking Him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment
to "Go forth and multiply."

In his eulogy the preacher said, "Lord, they are finally together."

Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked,
"Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"

The neighbor replied, "No, I think he means her legs. "
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