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Old 07-08-2003, 09:25 PM
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Lightbulb Having a Bad Day?
> The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil
> spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
> expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
> cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
> killer whale ate them both.
>
> Still think you are having a bad day?
>
> A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
> frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running
> from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away
> from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
> breaking his arm in two places.
> Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
>
> STILL think you're having a bad day?
>
> Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs
> to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
> broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
> The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
>
> What?! STILL having a bad day?
>
> Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
> bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it
> was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
>
> And...
>
> The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
> You're a Siamese Twin.
> Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
> You're not.
> He has a date coming over tonight.
> You only have one ass.
>
>
>
> There now, feeling better?
>
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LOL the first one and the terriost one cracked me up!
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Re: Having a Bad Day?
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[B> The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
> You're a Siamese Twin.
> Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
> You're not.
> He has a date coming over tonight.
> You only have one ass.

> [/b]

I posted that ....heheh
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