Be Careful What You Ask For!

[tonioseven]

A man went to the Doctor's office to get a
double dose of Viagra.

The Doctor told him he couldn't allow him to
have a double dose.

"Why not?" asked the man.

"Because it is not safe," replied the Doctor.

"But I need it really bad," said the man.

"Well, why do you need it so bad?", asked
the Doctor.

The man said, "My girlfriend is coming to
town on Friday, my ex-wife
will be here on Saturday, my wife is coming
home on Sunday. I must have a double dose."

The Doctor relented saying, "OK, I'll give it to
you, but you have to report to me on Monday morning, so I can
check you to see if there are any side effects."

On Monday morning, the man dragged
himself in, his arm in a sling and looking awful.



The Doctor said, "What happened to you?"

The man replied... "No one showed up."

[fullbloodchop01]

others were better but this isnt bad

[grimmy]

true

[Oz]

[grimmy]

(looks at Oz)
post whore.

[Oz]

Originally posted by grimmy

(looks at Oz)
post whore.

[grimmy]

[TheNotoriousMogg]

[tazdev]

at oz's reply

[blasian_man]

is this an old one???

A blonde and her boyfriend, are parked up at lover's lane, they start kissing and things get hot and heavy, he reaches over in the glove compartment, and grabs a condom, he asks the blonde if she wants to go in the back seat

she looks at him like he's just said something really stupid, and says, no, dumbfounded, the boyfriend puts the condom back in the glove compartment,

they start kissing , and he pops the question again, and gets the same response, finally after working up enough nerve, he asks the blonde "why don't you wanna go in the backseat?" she simply replies,"because i wanna stay up here with you!"