In The Beginning...

[tonioseven]

> In the beginning God populated the earth with broccoli and
> cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables
> of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy
> lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and
> Jerry's and Krispy Creme..
>
> And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said "Yea." and woman said, "And another one with sprinkles."
> And they gained 10 pounds.
>
> And God created the healthful yogurt that woman might keep
> the figure that man found so fair. And Satan brought forth
> white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane, and
> combined them. And woman went from size 2 to size 16.
>
> So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented thousand-Island Dressing and garlic toast on the side. And man and woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
>
> God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and
> olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth
> deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its
> own platter. And man gained more weight and his cholesterol
> went through the roof.
>
> God then brought running shoes so that his children might
> loose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a
> remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the
> channels. And man and woman laughed and cried before the
> flickering light and gained pounds.
>
> Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and
> brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful
> skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried
> them. And man gained pounds.
>
> God then gave lean beef so that man might consume fewer
> calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created
> McDonald's and it's 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said,
> "You want fries with that?" And man replied, "Yea! And super
> size 'em." And Satan said "It is good." And man went into
> cardiac arrest.
>
> God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery......
> ````````
>
> ......and Satan created HMOs.

[Oz]

I love it.

[grimmy]

(shaking fist)
god damned hmo's