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Old 07-08-2003, 08:15 PM
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Talking A big butt...
Dan and his wife were working in their garden over
the weekend when Dan looks over at his wife and
says: "Your butt is getting big - I mean really big.
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measures the grill and then went over to where his
wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yeah, I was right. Your butt is two inches wider
than the barbecue!!!" The wife chooses to ignore her
husband.

Later that night in bed, Dan is feeling a little
frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife, who
completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks. (( Duh! ))

She answers: "Did you really think I was going
to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
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don't mind Oz, he is just mad cause you werent supposed to tell
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Don't you have a policy for this type of material now...
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