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#1
07-06-2003, 09:12 PM
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camaro ss vs corvette c5
just cruising with my friend i came across this corvette i beleive its all stock this rich looking kid is in it i rev he does to i gun it at the ligt he does to he beat me at the start but i got ahead really quick and it ended this was around 2 00 am i also played around with some LTI CAMAROS beat them the night ended at around five am
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98 CAMARO SS MODS COLD AIR INTAKE FROM K&NCAMS HEADERS CHIP FLOWMASTER4.10 GEARSDRIVESHAFT K&N FILTES AND OTHER LITLE THINGS FUTURE MODS SHORT THROW SHIFTER SUPERCHARGE OR OR STROKE TO 383 1999 CHEVY SILVERADO Z71 3 INCH BODY LIFTSUPERCHARGER CHIP HEADER AND DUAL EHAUSTWITH A COLD AIR INTAKEAND ACELL WIRING 
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#2
07-06-2003, 10:39 PM
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perhaps you should try racing to school, maybe that way you wouldn't be late for your english class.
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......or if your a loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through your suburban area with your pretentious "I’m 21 but I’m still in high school girlfriend" while driving with your hand up on the top of the steering wheel exposing your underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and wearing your backwards BS upside down visor hat while feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond earring in your ear, If you are this person...with any luck the sun in its precise celestial positioning as you putter on by...will reflect its scorching rays into your earring, bouncing intensely in your rearview, and finally making contact with your eyes through the thin cheap lense of $5 gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning your retnal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular material as you are blinded by the purest form of energy in our known universe, and as you scream no one can help or hear you because they don’t know what’s going on since the weed whacker sound of your shitty tiny little muffler which makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making everyone turn at disgust and comment to thier husbands or wives how much of a dickweed you are by attaching that automotive abnormality to your stock economical daily driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit the needs for entry level business workers in their early 30's, however your pathetic looking $11,000 car which you want to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground effects is now out of control since you are blinded, and as your car plunges off the side of a cliff while you scream in the purest form of terror while knowing you have lived a horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in every facet of existence, while getting fired from one pathetic job to another, the majority of your time spent slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school, polishing your "game" on sweet innocent underage girls you eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet succesful attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in the glove compartment, into your poor victims drinks while offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making your mother hate you, and your poor father who wishes he had a daughter instead of your pathetic ass, since a girl would be more of a man than you ever were, like the occasion when you were hit in the arm by a wild pitch in little league, then you cried like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning you impacting the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the residue hairspray from your girlfriend plastered in the fabric passenger seat, blinded by your earring, deafened by the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around on the ground in orgasmic delight while you are consumed by flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy your bone marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat them happily at your funeral as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around your coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained.
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#3
07-06-2003, 10:47 PM
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 Repeat after me: "Sentences are our friends!"
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#4
07-06-2003, 11:45 PM
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That's been getting to me too...
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2001 Camaro SS #2239 of 6332 1/4 mile time: 13.575 @ 105.55 mph, 60' time: 2.276 307.1 rwhp, 330.1 rwtq = 353.2 hp, 379.5 lb ft torque Options: SLP Front Grille w/ SS Center Logo, 17" ZR1 Chrome rims, 6 speed, Hurst Short Throw Shifter, Monsoon 500 Watt Sound System, T-tops, 1LE Performance Suspension Mods: Holley PS Air Filter, SLP Air Box Lid w/ Mr. Ed's pipe fix, SLP CAI, SLP Bellows, SLP LM, SLP Y-pipe, SLP 160 Thermo, SLP Temp Module, SLP STB, KBDD SFC
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07-07-2003, 12:41 AM
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#7
07-07-2003, 12:57 AM
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Quote:
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im a noob
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#8
07-07-2003, 01:14 PM
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I have no idea what you folks are talking about.. I thought that was the best street racing story to ever grace these boards...
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when in doubt, throttle.
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#9
07-07-2003, 01:34 PM
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you guys are all dick im just posting some races and you guys get all mad its probably my keyboard its not working right
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98 CAMARO SS MODS COLD AIR INTAKE FROM K&NCAMS HEADERS CHIP FLOWMASTER4.10 GEARSDRIVESHAFT K&N FILTES AND OTHER LITLE THINGS FUTURE MODS SHORT THROW SHIFTER SUPERCHARGE OR OR STROKE TO 383 1999 CHEVY SILVERADO Z71 3 INCH BODY LIFTSUPERCHARGER CHIP HEADER AND DUAL EHAUSTWITH A COLD AIR INTAKEAND ACELL WIRING
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#10
07-07-2003, 01:40 PM
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Keyboards are cheap man. Pay for shipping, I'll send you one of my old ones...
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#11
07-08-2003, 02:18 AM
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It's not only your spelling and grammar... err.. lack of.... but the content is poor. So you can't blame the content on the key board. It just plain sucks. Details of the race would make your races much much more interesting.
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when in doubt, throttle.
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#12
07-10-2003, 01:40 AM
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I LIKE TO SEE THE FORUMS I DONT LIKE TO TYPE ITS REALLY BORING
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98 CAMARO SS MODS COLD AIR INTAKE FROM K&NCAMS HEADERS CHIP FLOWMASTER4.10 GEARSDRIVESHAFT K&N FILTES AND OTHER LITLE THINGS FUTURE MODS SHORT THROW SHIFTER SUPERCHARGE OR OR STROKE TO 383 1999 CHEVY SILVERADO Z71 3 INCH BODY LIFTSUPERCHARGER CHIP HEADER AND DUAL EHAUSTWITH A COLD AIR INTAKEAND ACELL WIRING
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#13
07-10-2003, 02:23 AM
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After you type something read it out loud to yourself, see if it makes sense.
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R.I.P. Hypsi- Andy your one of the best people I ever had the priviledge to know. AF and the world has lost one of the truly wonderful people... 
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#14
07-10-2003, 02:24 AM
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when in doubt, throttle.
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