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Old 07-05-2003, 09:04 PM
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My Successfull Son

Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they
were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a
phone call.

The other three were discussing their children while walking to
the first tee.

"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself
in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now
owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful,
in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a
brand new home as a gift."

The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his
career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership.
"He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a
friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a
stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the
last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio
as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell
him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny
are, and ask what line of work his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned
out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser,
and I've just recently discovered he's gay."

As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the
bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last
three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars,
and a big stock portfolio."
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:20 PM
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ROFLMAO
Haven't heard one that good in quite some time.
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Old 07-05-2003, 10:15 PM
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lol i have never heard that one before! it was good
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Old 07-05-2003, 11:43 PM
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LOL!!

nice one
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Old 07-06-2003, 12:13 AM
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LOL! that wasn't expected
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Old 07-06-2003, 01:32 AM
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:16 AM
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heard it before but still
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Old 07-06-2003, 12:54 PM
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Welcome to last year :P
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Old 07-08-2003, 12:01 PM
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Welcome to last year :P
More like ten years, but its still gets a chuckle













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still was worth a chuckle!
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