Women/Men Prayer

[TexasF355F1]

FEMALE PRAYER...
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's loves to listen
long, One who thinks before he speaks, When he says he'll call,
he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, When
I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my
door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man
who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my
behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt
to hit on my friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the
creep you sent me instead. Amen.

MALE PRAYER...

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns
a liquor store. Amen.

[Oz]

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[taranaki]

'tis a from way back

and so is this.

Lord
As I rest my weary head,
Please send an angel to my bed.
A lady tall and young and sweet,
Without the bunions on her feet.
A girl for me and me alone.
Who doesn't hog the bloody phone.
Who cooks,and cleans and vaccuums too,
And leaves the seat up in the loo.
A girl who giggles when I squeeze her,
And doesn't like to use my Visa.
I hope she's kind and sweet of breath,
I pray she roots me half to death.
For her I'd sell my very heart,
But in the bed she mustn't fart.
And when she's filled my carnal wishes,
My perfect girl could do the dishes.
She'd let me go down to the bar,
And never scratch the bloody car.
Alas,this girl will never serve.....
...I bloody got what I deserve!

[TheNotoriousMogg]

I like that one!!!!!

[Jimster]

God ha been hearing my prayers