Bad Joke Here!

[Rich]

Enjoy

A beautiful blonde goes into a bar and sits down next to a guy that's so homely looking, he hasn't had a date in over a year, also, he's sooooo dumb that one night he slept with a ruler next to his head to see how long he slept.
So he figures that he has absolutely no chance in the world to score a date with this ravishing buxom blonde.
Then suddenly she strikes up a conversation with him and soon they become rather chummy. It starts to get late and the bartender calls out last drink for alcohol, then the blonde leans over to the guy and says, "Let's have this last drink at my apartment."
Taken back by her request, and trembling, the guy finally utters the word, "OK."
They get up from the bar stool arm and arm headed for the door, when the blonde stops him and says, "Before we go back to my apartment there's one thing I have to tell you, I'm on my menstrual cycle."
He says, ..."That's ok, I'll follow you in my Honda."

[DVSNCYNIKL]

[redvalkrie]

um um um :huh:

[Cavallino]

worst joke EVER

[blacksnake98]

What does a girl from indiana say as soon as she loses her virginity?
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Get off me daddy, your crushing my cigarettes.

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Originally posted by blacksnake98
What does a girl from indiana say as soon as she loses her virginity?
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Get off me daddy, your crushing my cigarettes.

[Cavallino]

next?

[YogsVR4]

Ok. Time for me to step in. Lets through out a mediocre double entandra

Two vultures boarded an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looked at them and said, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion per passenger is allowed."

Now on with something a bit better.

An elderly couple were walking about the streets of their home, Moscow. They each feel drops of moisture on their faces. The man says that it is snowing, but his wife is convinced that it's raining. Finally, they see General Rudolph walking by, and the woman calls him over to settle the dispute. The general says it's definitely rain. The man doesn't believe him. Sighing, his wife tells him, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

Now these were tastefully bad jokes.

[DVSNCYNIKL]

[Spec2 Girl]

and here I was thinking they couldn't possibly get any worse!! :hehehe:

[YogsVR4]

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL

Ahhh - a critic!

Try this one - I am slowing increasing the quality here.

An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?" the officer said.
The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
"He said you were speeding!" the old man yelled.
The patrolman then asked, "May I see your license?"
The woman turned to her husband again, "What did he say?"
The old man yelled back, "He wants to see your license!"
The woman then gave the officer her license.
"I see you are from Arkansas," the patrolman said. "I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
The woman turned to her husband again and asked, "What did he say?"
The old man replied, "He said he knows you!"

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Originally posted by YogsVR4


Ahhh - a critic!

Try this one - I am slowing increasing the quality here.

An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?" the officer said.
The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
"He said you were speeding!" the old man yelled.
The patrolman then asked, "May I see your license?"
The woman turned to her husband again, "What did he say?"
The old man yelled back, "He wants to see your license!"
The woman then gave the officer her license.
"I see you are from Arkansas," the patrolman said. "I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
The woman turned to her husband again and asked, "What did he say?"
The old man replied, "He said he knows you!"

[YogsVR4]

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL

Ok - a smartass critic!

I'm going to have to whip out a good one then.

A priest and nun were driving back from a convention a few hundred miles out of town. They got stuck in a snow storm and had to pull over for the night. They found a small motel and went in to get a room. The proprieter told them there was only one room available with a single bed. Since that was all he had, they decided to take it.

The priest offered Sister Agnus the bed while he would sleep in the chair. She accepted and the settled in for the night. After a short while Sister Agnus said "Father, I'm cold" The priest replied, "Well, let me get you something for that" He got up and found a blanket to lie over Sister Agnus.

He went and settled back into his chair. A bit later, "Father, I am still cold in this bed." The priest once again said "Well, let me see what we can do about that." He rummaged around and found another blanket for Sister Agnus to use. The the priest went back to his chair to get some rest.

Moments later Sister Agnus said, "Father, I am still a bit chilly. We are hundreds of miles away from anyone we know and we are in a motel that knowone knows of. Why dont we play like husband and wife for the night." Father replies, "Are you sure about that Sister Agnus." With expectation in her voice she said "Oh yes! Very much so!" So father said, "Fine - get your own god damn blanket!" and promptly fell asleep.

[Spec2 Girl]

.....and the competition begins!!! :hehehe:

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Originally posted by YogsVR4


Ok - a smartass critic!

I'm going to have to whip out a good one then.

A priest and nun were driving back from a convention a few hundred miles out of town. They got stuck in a snow storm and had to pull over for the night. They found a small motel and went in to get a room. The proprieter told them there was only one room available with a single bed. Since that was all he had, they decided to take it.

The priest offered Sister Agnus the bed while he would sleep in the chair. She accepted and the settled in for the night. After a short while Sister Agnus said "Father, I'm cold" The priest replied, "Well, let me get you something for that" He got up and found a blanket to lie over Sister Agnus.

He went and settled back into his chair. A bit later, "Father, I am still cold in this bed." The priest once again said "Well, let me see what we can do about that." He rummaged around and found another blanket for Sister Agnus to use. The the priest went back to his chair to get some rest.

Moments later Sister Agnus said, "Father, I am still a bit chilly. We are hundreds of miles away from anyone we know and we are in a motel that knowone knows of. Why dont we play like husband and wife for the night." Father replies, "Are you sure about that Sister Agnus." With expectation in her voice she said "Oh yes! Very much so!" So father said, "Fine - get your own god damn blanket!" and promptly fell asleep.