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#1
07-02-2003, 12:23 PM
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Speeding
this one is new too me
 A driver is pulled over by a policeman: Man: Is there a problem Officer? Officer: Sir, you were speeding. Man: Oh I see. Officer: Can I see your licence please? Man: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Man: Lost it 4 times for drink driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Man: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Man: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Man: Yes, and I killed and raped the owner. Officer: You what? Man: She's in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer2: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man steps out of his vehicle. Man: Is there a problem sir? Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Man: Murdered the owner? Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please. The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer2: Is this your car sir? Man: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence. The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. Officer2: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, raped and murdered the owner. Man: Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too! 
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07-02-2003, 12:27 PM
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that is totally sick
 (in two ways of course!) 1: i could never claim to have killed or raped anyone. 2: that guy is too cool! GOOD ONE
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07-02-2003, 12:49 PM
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REPOST!
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07-02-2003, 03:11 PM
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Quote:
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#6
07-02-2003, 04:35 PM
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repost or not this 'newbie' enjoyed it
-sena
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07-02-2003, 05:32 PM
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New to me.
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07-02-2003, 05:41 PM
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An oldie but a goodie
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07-02-2003, 06:08 PM
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good one
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07-02-2003, 09:56 PM
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nice one on the first cop that was there
im gonna have to try that one day
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Now if i ever got a ticket i know how to avoid it.
its new to me
