Driving basics (profanity)

[G-Forces]

I hope this doesn't apply to anyone here on the forum but here I go:

There is a basic fucking rule when you're driving on the fucking roads, when you need to merge into my fucking lane SIGNAL YOUR MUTHERFUCKIN, GODDAMN, COCKSUCKING INTENTIONS!!!!! ALL CARS COME EQUIPT WITH FUCKING SIGNAL LIGHTS AND A STOCK TO USE THEM. DON'T JUST TRY AND CROWED YOUR WAY IN, FUCKER. AND MY FUCKING HORN BLASTING IN YOUR EAR MEANS YOUR BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whew. I feel much better now!

[kris]

Originally posted by G-Forces
I hope this doesn't apply to anyone here on the forum but here I go:

There is a basic fucking rule when you're driving on the fucking roads, when you need to merge into my fucking lane SIGNAL YOUR MUTHERFUCKIN, GODDAMN, COCKSUCKING INTENTIONS!!!!! ALL CARS COME EQUIPT WITH FUCKING SIGNAL LIGHTS AND A STOCK TO USE THEM. DON'T JUST TRY AND CROWED YOUR WAY IN, FUCKER. AND MY FUCKING HORN BLASTING IN YOUR EAR MEANS YOUR BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whew. I feel much better now!

:hehehe::hehehe: I feel much the same way. Except they usually get the one finger salute as well.

[G-Forces]

Originally posted by kbslacker



:hehehe::hehehe: I feel much the same way. Except they usually get the one finger salute as well.

Channeling all my negative energy through my middle finger didn't seem to faze this bastard!

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by G-Forces
I hope this doesn't apply to anyone here on the forum but here I go:

There is a basic fucking rule when you're driving on the fucking roads, when you need to merge into my fucking lane SIGNAL YOUR MUTHERFUCKIN, GODDAMN, COCKSUCKING INTENTIONS!!!!! ALL CARS COME EQUIPT WITH FUCKING SIGNAL LIGHTS AND A STOCK TO USE THEM.

lol, I'm beginning to think that some cars just have their indicators painted on. So many people don't use em and it PISSES ME OFF!!!!

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Sorry G-Forces, didn't mean to cut you off like that!j/k

[G-Forces]

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Sorry G-Forces, didn't mean to cut you off like that!j/k

I didn't know you were Chinese? BTW what were you doing whit that ugly bitch in your car?

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Originally posted by G-Forces

I didn't know you were Chinese? BTW what were you doing whit that ugly bitch in your car?

Uhhmmmm, bitch, what bitch? That was my grandmama!!again j/k

[speediva]

My sentiments exactly!!!!!!!!!!

Infact, just this morning on my way to campus some @sshole in a BMW decides that they know where they're going, so why bother telling anyone else?!? Well, ever consider that maybe someone besides you is on the road and perhaps might like to know where your sorry ass is intending on going?????????????????????? Yeah, that's right, idiot, I might wanna know where you are planning on going so I can go around you and your pitiful driving!!!! And next time, how about NOT cutting me off!!!!

Now I feel better

[gdalton]

Originally posted by G-Forces
I hope this doesn't apply to anyone here on the forum but here I go:

There is a basic fucking rule when you're driving on the fucking roads, when you need to merge into my fucking lane SIGNAL YOUR MUTHERFUCKIN, GODDAMN, COCKSUCKING INTENTIONS!!!!! ALL CARS COME EQUIPT WITH FUCKING SIGNAL LIGHTS AND A STOCK TO USE THEM. DON'T JUST TRY AND CROWED YOUR WAY IN, FUCKER. AND MY FUCKING HORN BLASTING IN YOUR EAR MEANS YOUR BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel ya man, they should make it legal to shot complete idiots that can't drive I figure if there endangering everyone else’s life we should be able to endanger theres.

[Jay!]

Originally posted by G-Forces
I hope this doesn't apply to anyone here on the forum but here I go:

There is a basic fucking rule when you're driving on the fucking roads, when you need to merge into my fucking lane SIGNAL YOUR MUTHERFUCKIN, GODDAMN, COCKSUCKING INTENTIONS!!!!! ALL CARS COME EQUIPT WITH FUCKING SIGNAL LIGHTS AND A STOCK TO USE THEM. DON'T JUST TRY AND CROWED YOUR WAY IN, FUCKER. AND MY FUCKING HORN BLASTING IN YOUR EAR MEANS YOUR BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whew. I feel much better now!

I have intended to post something just like this on many occasions, but never remembered by the time I got on AF. I think it's because AF is so relaxing.

[jinushaun]

Originally posted by G-Forces
There is a basic fucking rule when you're driving on the fucking roads, when you need to merge into my fucking lane SIGNAL YOUR MUTHERFUCKIN, GODDAMN, COCKSUCKING INTENTIONS!!!!! ALL CARS COME EQUIPT WITH FUCKING SIGNAL LIGHTS AND A STOCK TO USE THEM.

Whew. I feel much better now!

Amen, brother, amen! This is how road rage starts. People who don't use their turn signals freakin annoy me. But my button is tailgaters. I literally want to get out of my car and do some serious damage either to the driver and/or their car. Or just ram them. They trail the drivers who drive at the speed limit so close that they are only asking for trouble. Why not just pass the bloody car!!??!! Don't set yourself and the other driver up for an "accident." I actually fantasize quite alot about setting up a video system in my car so that I can easily (and safely) record these dangerous traffic offenders. I'm serious. And maybe a sign on the back of my car so that I can relay predetermined messages like: "Fuck off", "Stop fucking trailing", "Smile, you're on candid camera", middle finger, "I have your plate, so will the cops", "smile for the camera", etc...

[G-Forces]

Originally posted by jinushaun

Amen, brother, amen! This is how road rage starts. People who don't use their turn signals freakin annoy me. But my button is tailgaters. I literally want to get out of my car and do some serious damage either to the driver and/or their car. Or just ram them. They trail the drivers who drive at the speed limit so close that they are only asking for trouble. Why not just pass the bloody car!!??!! Don't set yourself and the other driver up for an "accident." I actually fantasize quite alot about setting up a video system in my car so that I can easily (and safely) record these dangerous traffic offenders. I'm serious. And maybe a sign on the back of my car so that I can relay predetermined messages like: "Fuck off", "Stop fucking trailing", "Smile, you're on candid camera", middle finger, "I have your plate, so will the cops", "smile for the camera", etc...

Tailgaters that do it during rush hour when everyone is going like 30kmph (15mph) is what really gets my goat. It's like how much fucking fast do you think I can go bitch?!

[jinushaun]

Oh yeah, reckless lane-changers should also be in this group. Where the hell is a cop when you need one?!?

Y'know what I also hate, ridiculous speed limits. There's this one road near where I live where the limit is 45 mph--in a populated area. The roads are also pretty wide (two lanes each way). But once you leave Kent and enter Renton, it suddenly drops to 35 mph!!! WTF?!?! To make it worse, that whole strip is like deserted!! WTF?!? So Kent has it at 45 mph in a populated area, but that same road in Renton is 35 mph in a deserted area!! And to top if off... cops hang around like vultures in the Renton half of that road. Arggh!!

[gang$tarr]

yeah it's even fuckin worse when they wonder why you're honking at them and giving them the finger, like they don't even know how retarded they are

or when somebody almost drives into you then they use their horn and give you an evil look, fuckin idiots, it's their fault they don't know how to drive and they think it's your fault



idiots

[RazorGTR]

Hahaha Good on ya mate!

I used to carry eggs in the council of my daily driver back in Chicago. If some fuckwit pulled that or was riding my ass I use to chuck them out the window. The suprise on the bastard(s) face was a true kodak moment!