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Old 11-13-2001, 09:41 PM
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Humor: This is an older one that I really liked.

Panda walks into an old western saloon and growls "Gimme some food!"
The bartender put some plates on the bar and watched. After gobbling
down the food, Panda draws his gun, empties it by firing six shots
into the ceiling, and heads for the door.
The bartender hollers, "Hey! You didn't pay me for the food! All
you did was shoot holes in the ceiling!" Panda replies, "I'm a
'Panda'. Look it up!" And away he goes.

The bartender looks up the word "Panda" in the dictionary: "Large
furry marsupial of the Asian continent. Eats shoots and leaves."













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Old 11-13-2001, 09:43 PM
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LOL
bwahahahahahaha
Eats shoots and leaves....LOL

you did manage to come through yogs

and might I add, great joke!

keep em comin
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Old 11-13-2001, 09:48 PM
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha :hehehe: :hehehe:

I guess I've worked out who the forum clown is huh??
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Old 11-13-2001, 09:49 PM
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Heard it before, but yes, very entertaining.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha :hehehe: :hehehe:

I guess I've worked out who the forum clown is huh??
GS is the clown. (easy now big poster) - I'm the good humor man.













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GS is the clown. (easy now big poster) - I'm the good humor man.
You do know that where I live, the only context that "good humor man" is used in, is the 4L tubs of ice cream

but ya, ur definitly AF's funny man id vote for ya

And G$ is the AF clown. (no offence meant G$)
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Old 11-14-2001, 05:18 AM
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*lol* That was cute... You're back, Yogs
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LOL!:hehehe::hehehe:
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