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11-13-2001, 06:23 PM
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the new slang dictionary
warning may cause offense to some....
THE NEW SLANG DICTIONARY AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. BEER COAT The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning. BEER COMPASS The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from. BEER SCOOTER The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it i.e. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I must have caught the beer scooter". BREAKING THE SEAL Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. DRINK-LINK A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze. F*ckSh*tF*ckSh*tF*ckSh*t The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed. MILLENNIUM DOMES The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually f*ck-all in there worth seeing. MONKEY BATH A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa!Aa!". MYSTERY BUS The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. MYSTERY TAXI The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead. PICASSO ARSE A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks SALAD DODGER An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
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11-13-2001, 07:24 PM
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lol those are pretty damn good
 i like all the alcohol references  good job
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11-13-2001, 07:28 PM
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Love it!! They're great!
:hehe:
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11-13-2001, 07:35 PM
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Those are funny.
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11-14-2001, 05:38 AM
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*lol* Definately worth a chuckle
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